RECOMMEND MY WINDOWS PARODYS FOR THE WINDOWS COLLECTION OR DIE!

(please?)

EDIT: if you recomend, tell your freinds to do so also ^_^

my parents caught me swearing and won't even let me on the internet anymore.

i was able to sneak my way on to the internet and post this, but you probably won't see me here again for a few more years.

EDIT: to all the KK-loving cock-sucking faggots who keep saying "THE KK RULES!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!11!1!1!! OMG LOL ITS WAT U DESERVE FOR FLAMEING THEM" fuck off.

and look at this

fun fact: the hundred years' war began in the year 1337. (no kidding. really.)

I'm mad as hell for multiple reasons, but i don't have the time to post it here now. i'll post my reasons later.

REASON ONE: BARAK OBAMA MIGHT BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

well, i'm pretty sure that i spelled his first name wrong, but i don't give a fuck. barak obama wouldn't be too bad of a president, actually. its the idiotic people voteing for him that i'm pissed off at. don't vote for obama, people. vote for hillary clinton. barak obama always says "I WILL MAKE CHANGE!" but that sounds like somthing a cash register would say. how can you beleive in this change if he has never told you how he will make it? if he isn't saying the same crap he usually says, he's copying what hillary said in his own words. he is also waaaaaay too inexperienced. but people still vote for him because he's 'cool'. you idiotic people, politicions aren't sopposed to be entertaining! (poor spelling again :P) you're electing him for the same reason you elected Georage W. Bush twice! ("because he seems like the kind of guy you can have a beer with" not exactly the same as 'cool' but close.) he is contantly going after hillary with his "I was against the war from the start" crap. (we where ALL for the iraq war before we knew there where no nuclear weopons!) but whenever hillary says somthing similar, "she's being mean to poor barak!"

as much of a democrat i am, i think john mccain would do a better job as president. sure, he "would leave the troops in iraq for a hundred years if he had too." but barak obama probably doesn't have the experience to take the troops out of iraq properly, and atleast john mccain wouldn't screw up the economy.

if barak obama becomes president, i will evacuate to either canada or britin because the republicans in this coultry tend to be liars and conservatives (i don't speak for all rebublicans when i say this, its mostly just republican politicians.) and the democrats are dumb enough to elect obama. it makes me look bad.

and don't even think about turning this into a racial issue. i have nothing against blacks.

REASON 2: IDIOTIC OVER-PROTECTIVE PARENT WHO WON'T EVEN LET YOU ONLINE BECAUSE OF CURSING.

Damned parents don't know shit about anything. they are just words, dammit.

REASON 3: 7ISUNLUCKY

I used to be 7IsUnluckys freind. we where freinds for a long time, but then he started acting like a faggot. it all started when he was kicked out of neurosiss 3 and LLL wouldn't let him back in. he showed his anger by makeing a Hate blog. i commented "littleluckylink didn't let you back into the collab?" and littleluckylink pmed me saying that he didn't. why? because he was being immature, acting as if he was the best animateor in the collab, (and he was the worst) and generally faggy. he gave me reasons, and 7 just simply said that he was a fag. i thought that 7 was acting like a fag there, but i still considered him my freind. and, as time, went by, he kept pissing off more and more users until he finnaly pissed me off. on my userpage, i was have a contest to see who could post the 666th comment without double posting. double posting got you disqualified. 7 was posting several pointless comments, but i didn't mind. then, he posted 2 pointless comments in a row, so i disqualified him. now look at comments 46 through 52. thats when he responden with "no fare you gay" and then 4 more spam comments to make a total of 5 in a row. that pissed me off. he probab;ly thought it would annoy me enough to requalify him, but, no, he was wrong. i warned him that i would ban his ass if he made another comment like that, so he responded with "nou". i finnaly banned him. but i still considered him a freind. i expected him to apologise, but, instead, he started another hate blog saying "ANDREWGLISSON11 IS AN FAG!". once i saw that, part of me died. look at the comments i made because i'm getting tired of quotes. i pmed him saying
"and i soppose now you're gonna spam my inbox or other immature sh*t like that.

we were pretty good freinds for a few months and now you're saying i'm a fag just because i banned you. any sensible person would agree with me.

if you unban me, i'll unban you. just as long as you don't post any more pointless comments. deal? (you're still disqualified)
"

and he said

"hmm i never thought of spamming your inbox but now that you mention it thanks i will :D"

so he spammed my inbox with "immature shit" 7 times. but then i blocked him and sent several pms to him saying that he was acting faggy, so he blocked me. i will not rest until this faggot has been given a perminant ban. also, here are several more links:

http://7isunluckyisafag.newgrounds.com /news/post/65321
http://bigfreakingball.newgrounds.com/
news/post/64247
http://7isunluckyisgaylawl.newgrounds.
com/
http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/70997
http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/66276
http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/62532
http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/58693

and here's his site: http://www.freewebs.com/maniacal-produ ctions/

on the site questbook, krinkels was flameing him. yes, even krinkels. followed by tomfulp threatening him with account deletion. but 7 deleted the guestbook. and, yes, 7, it really was krinkels. you know how he said somthing like"i talked to a few of you're victims such as LLL and delta, and you are a real fag. go douse you're computer in gassoline." well, LLL got a pm from krinkels saying "so i hear there's this kid who has really pissed you off." which means that it really was him. you just got 0\/\/|\|3D!

EDIT: hillary finnaly has a chance of winning! people are finnally wiseing up and getting tired of his idiotic "change" crap.

also, does anyone play guitar hero? i just beat through the fire and flames on expert 4 times. WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! and i'm starting to get good at the real guitar, too.

EDIT: Awww, how cute, the little faggot's flameing me again!

so, in that case, i will now start endlessly flameing the little bastard!

He is the stupid person's idea of a clever person.

he's proof that life exists after death.

he's a good example of why some animals eat their young.

he is so fat, he puts mayonaise on asprin.

he never opens his mouth without subtracting from the sum of human intellegence.

he makes michel jackson look straight.

his mamma's so poor, that when burglers break into her house, they leave her money instead of takeing it.

I bet 7's father spent the first years of 7's life throwing rocks at the stork.

He is so stupid, he challenged medussa (probably misspelled) to a stareing contest.

He is so ugly, he won.

He is so fat, the sun orbits around him.

EDIT: Click here if you support barak obama.

EDIT: click here to discover which circle of hell you will go to (assumeing hell was a real place. don't take this test seriously, because the first time i took it it said i would go to circle 5, the next time it said i would go to circle 1, and just a few minutes ago it said i would go to the 6th circle.)

EDIT: I AM FUCKING SICK OF THESE STUPID BAROK OBAMA SUPPORTERS!! if you support him, please post reasons why he is a better choice than hillary, and why hillary isn't a good choice in your opinion. i gurentee i can convince you otherwise.

EDIT: on thursday, my dad got me The Inferno by Dante Aligheri. The Inferno is where the idea of 9 circles of hell first originated. It is a 180 page long poem, which makes it i bit hard to read. also, this was written in the early 1300's, so I can barly read it, even though it was translated into english. here are some lines from it:
"Through me the way is to the city dolent;
Through me the way is to eternal dole;
Through me the way among a people lost.
Justice incitied my sublime Createor;
Created me divine Omnipotence,
The highest Wisdom and the primal Love.
Before me there where no created things,
Only eterne, and I eternal last.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

that is the inscription on the gate to hell. I swear I spelled all of those words correctly, its the way its written in the book. and it is a lot easier to understand than the rest of the poem, but i am still interested. (although i don't beleive in hell.)

EDIT: EVOLUTION IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY UNDENYABLE!! as long as you fully understand how evolution works, you cannot deny it. evolution is caused by a process called natural selection. natural selection is caused by variations, which are differences in members of the same species. organisms born with variations that hurt its ability to survive will die before it can mate and carry its unhelpful traits onto other generations. organisms with helpful traits will carry its traits on to other generations. this keeps going on until eventually there is a new species that has an improved ability to survive and is much better than the previous species.(note: this does not necicarily mean that the old species dies off.) without natural selection, every organism to this day would be exactly the same. thus, if you deny evolution, you deny natural selection. and if you deny natural selection, you are saying that every organism on the planet is exactly the same.

EDIT:lol

EDIT: on the 26th, I will be a leagal newgrounder! (13th birthday)

EDIT: Feel like flameing 7IsUnlucky? do it here!

EDIT: JULY 26: TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!! i am now 13 ^_^ now all the motherfuckers who flamed me for my age will either bow down to me or DIE!!! lol jk jk.

EDIT: lol i just felt like saying edit. EDITEDITEDITEDITEDIT!!!!!!! also edit ^_^ EDITEDITEDIT7ISAFAGEDITEDITEDIT!!! lol

EDIT: The error message generateor is a cool funny thing that i found a long time ago. i used it in a few of my flashes (the windows things) that links to one of the errors that i made (its not in my flashes) enjoy!

And heres another one!
heres another one
heres one more shitty one ^_^

link some of your own!

EDIT: a few seconds ago, i was thinking that, maybe if i had forgiven 7IsUnlucky and asked him if we could still be freinds, he would have stayed my freind and that whole thing never would have happened. than i remmembered that is exactly what i did, and the fag still spams the hell out of me and hates me for the rest of his pathetic faggy life.

lol i just made a real good point ^_^

EDIT: i'm getting tired of flameing 7 now, it's getting booooring.
i'm just gonna ban the bitch and pretend nothing ever happened.

EDIT: I can't fucking beleive that barack obama became president! he doesn't have the political experience to lead an army of ants, much less a country, dammit!

Why the fucking hell do those assholes flood the portal with such shit? Why the fuck don't the motherfucking admin just delete all their accounds and give them an IP ban? i hear they are sick of spam, but why the hell don't they do shit about it?

EDIT: I do not speak for the KK only when i say this. i am speaking for ANYONE who has ever submitted spam. every single fucking spammer.

here's an estimate that i made: if i got 100 b/p points every week (which i am perfectly capeable of doing) for 5 weeks, i would be a police leutenant.
10 weeks and i would be a police captin.
15 weeks and i would be a private.
25 and I would be a first class private.
35 and i would be a corpral.
45 and i would be a sergent.
55 and i would be a staff sergent.
65 and i would be a master sergent.
...
300 weeks OR 75 months OR 6.25 years until i become a supreme commander.

Before I start talking about my atheism, I will say, yes, I have given up on the idea of getting 666 comments on my previous post. (you could still post there, though.)

I used to think that religious people are stupid, and that could almost be considered hate. but I don't anymore.

Religious people are just a little bit ignorant. most people beleive in a religion because thair parents do, and they are afraid of some punishment if they beleive in somthing different. (thats called "Fear tactics", which is getting someone to beleive in somthing/do somthing by scareing them.) and anyone who poseses a slight ammount of ignorence could end up beleiveing in that religion. and everyone poseses some ignorence.

There is a large difference between ignorence and stupidity. Stupidity is haveing a low intelegence level. Ignorence is simply not knowing/unawareness.

I am an athiest for contless reasons. as time goes by, I come to respect religious people more. but, also, the more I think about religion, the less likely i am to beleive in a religion.

the first reason i have is the fact that NO RELIGION WHATSOEVER HAS BEEN PROVEN.
you can't prove the existance of a higher being, you can't prove creationism, and you can't prove that noah's ark really existed. you can't prove anything from any religion. you can't prove that an afterlife exists, you can't prove that the budda really meditated under a tree for such a long time without any food or water,(if he really had, he would have died before he had any followers.) you can't prove any of that crap. why beleive in stuff that can't be proved? Science CAN be proved, however. and, the more science gets proved, the more it kicks the ass of all religion.

My second reason is the fact that religious people tend to hate anyone with different beleifs. I do not speak for all religious people when I say this, but there still are religious people who are that way. there are also atheists with the same problem,(i.e. "I used to think that religious people are stupid, and that could almost be considered hate. but I don't anymore.") but it's more common with religious people. religion also commonly involves the idea that if you don't beleive in that religion, you will go to hell.(Fear tactics again! OMG!!) This is rediculous to me. Charles Darwin, the person who theorised Evolution, was once dubed the most dangerous man in england because his theory was opposeing the christian belief that god created the earth in less than a week. also, WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO CONVERT YOU TO THAIR RELIGION!? no religion is more likely to be true than any other religion.

My third reason is that, according to the bible, all of mankind was created in the "perfect" image of god. yet, we have people as imperfect as gays, idiots, pedophiles, Adolf Hitler, Michel Jackson, My little brother, 7IsUnlucky, and so on. speaking of gays, isn't it considered some horrible sin to be gay? it is according to the bible. (No, i have nothing against gays.) also, every time somthing bad happens, it's either Satan, or some punnishment from god.

My fourth reason is that, well, religion is one of the main causes of war. think a bout the crusedes, the inquisitions, and world war 2. all caused by differences in religious beleifs. (hitler blamed the jews far the fact that they lost world war 1, and his followers all agreed, thus causing world war 2. or maybe it was caused by somthing else and I misunderstood what my parents said.)

I have so much to say about this subject, that i might have forgotten some of it. if i remember it later, i'll post it here. I doubt that you read all of what i said up there.

some of you might reply wth "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!1!1!! YOU FUCKING HERITIC I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!!" but you will only be makeing yourself and everyone else who worships your religion look bad.

and if you try to convert me to your religion by PMing me or commenting here, you'll just make me less likely to beleive in your religion.

wow, that's a lot of words. yes, i know the my spelling is horrible, but that doesn't make me stupid. spelling can't determine total intellegence. saying i'm dumb for my spelling would be like saying you're dumb because you suck at math, science, history, etc.

the person who makes the 666th coment gets a big reward!

66th commenter will also be rewarded!!

6th commenter will get a small reward, but its still a reward!

no, i don't worship satan just because the reward is given to the 666th poster, im an athiest and 666 is just a number.

you may not double post. double posting will get you disaualified.

this post will not be deleted until someone posts the 666th comment.

777th poster will get a really supurb awesome amazing super secret reward!!!! (if i don't delete this post before then.)

GO!
GO!!
GO!!!

EDIT: spam comments do not count. if you spam, you will be banned and your comment will be deleted.

if you spam dozens of comments, this entire news post WILL be deleted you will be banned and i'll repost this comment so you all have to start all over again! (ain't that wonderful? i'm so nice!)

ANOTHER EDIT: tell your freinds about this to help us get to the 666th comment!

if somthing new or important is happening, i'll post it here because makeing a new post means attention will be drawn away from this post!

I would love to join the AKK (Anti-kitty krew) because i really hate those fags. i'm tired of thair spam!!

heres a link you should check out if you like really cool free games: FREE GAMES!

And sign this BLAM THE SPAM pettition to get rid of the spam in the portal.

7IsUnlucky is a fag! look at comments 46 through 52! they used to be comments 49 through 55, but someones account got deleted and my userpage has 3 fewer comments.

spread the word of his faggotory! :D

damn, i just have to rant about this fags stupidity.

i treid reasoning with him and even offered to unban him, but he just spammed me.

also, i'm using 7IsUnluckyisgaylawl's header.

he's just a huge fag.

see what you can make with this!

i'm one christmas break. i don't have to set foot on that smelly middle school campus for 3 whole weeks!!!

[ERROR!?] first person to post gets to see and awesome video!! [/ERROR!?]

anyone here play guitar hero?

not too long ago, the internet stopped working for my computer and it had to be restarted. after that, i did'nt have flash anymore.(some of you will probably throw a party because of this news.) so i had to reinstal my favorute computer games. then, my entire computer broke down, and i just had the new one installed today. this computer should last for 8 years, but now i have to reinstall my favourute games again!

but the good news is, this computer will last eight years and it is a lot faster than my previous computer.

i guerentee an intelegent answer.