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Posted by AndrewGlisson11 - January 25th, 2008


my parents caught me swearing and won't even let me on the internet anymore.

i was able to sneak my way on to the internet and post this, but you probably won't see me here again for a few more years.

EDIT: to all the KK-loving cock-sucking faggots who keep saying "THE KK RULES!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!11!1!1!! OMG LOL ITS WAT U DESERVE FOR FLAMEING THEM" fuck off.

and look at this

fun fact: the hundred years' war began in the year 1337. (no kidding. really.)

I'm mad as hell for multiple reasons, but i don't have the time to post it here now. i'll post my reasons later.

REASON ONE: BARAK OBAMA MIGHT BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

well, i'm pretty sure that i spelled his first name wrong, but i don't give a fuck. barak obama wouldn't be too bad of a president, actually. its the idiotic people voteing for him that i'm pissed off at. don't vote for obama, people. vote for hillary clinton. barak obama always says "I WILL MAKE CHANGE!" but that sounds like somthing a cash register would say. how can you beleive in this change if he has never told you how he will make it? if he isn't saying the same crap he usually says, he's copying what hillary said in his own words. he is also waaaaaay too inexperienced. but people still vote for him because he's 'cool'. you idiotic people, politicions aren't sopposed to be entertaining! (poor spelling again :P) you're electing him for the same reason you elected Georage W. Bush twice! ("because he seems like the kind of guy you can have a beer with" not exactly the same as 'cool' but close.) he is contantly going after hillary with his "I was against the war from the start" crap. (we where ALL for the iraq war before we knew there where no nuclear weopons!) but whenever hillary says somthing similar, "she's being mean to poor barak!"

as much of a democrat i am, i think john mccain would do a better job as president. sure, he "would leave the troops in iraq for a hundred years if he had too." but barak obama probably doesn't have the experience to take the troops out of iraq properly, and atleast john mccain wouldn't screw up the economy.

if barak obama becomes president, i will evacuate to either canada or britin because the republicans in this coultry tend to be liars and conservatives (i don't speak for all rebublicans when i say this, its mostly just republican politicians.) and the democrats are dumb enough to elect obama. it makes me look bad.

and don't even think about turning this into a racial issue. i have nothing against blacks.

REASON 2: IDIOTIC OVER-PROTECTIVE PARENT WHO WON'T EVEN LET YOU ONLINE BECAUSE OF CURSING.

Damned parents don't know shit about anything. they are just words, dammit.

REASON 3: 7ISUNLUCKY

I used to be 7IsUnluckys freind. we where freinds for a long time, but then he started acting like a faggot. it all started when he was kicked out of neurosiss 3 and LLL wouldn't let him back in. he showed his anger by makeing a Hate blog. i commented "littleluckylink didn't let you back into the collab?" and littleluckylink pmed me saying that he didn't. why? because he was being immature, acting as if he was the best animateor in the collab, (and he was the worst) and generally faggy. he gave me reasons, and 7 just simply said that he was a fag. i thought that 7 was acting like a fag there, but i still considered him my freind. and, as time, went by, he kept pissing off more and more users until he finnaly pissed me off. on my userpage, i was have a contest to see who could post the 666th comment without double posting. double posting got you disqualified. 7 was posting several pointless comments, but i didn't mind. then, he posted 2 pointless comments in a row, so i disqualified him. now look at comments 46 through 52. thats when he responden with "no fare you gay" and then 4 more spam comments to make a total of 5 in a row. that pissed me off. he probab;ly thought it would annoy me enough to requalify him, but, no, he was wrong. i warned him that i would ban his ass if he made another comment like that, so he responded with "nou". i finnaly banned him. but i still considered him a freind. i expected him to apologise, but, instead, he started another hate blog saying "ANDREWGLISSON11 IS AN FAG!". once i saw that, part of me died. look at the comments i made because i'm getting tired of quotes. i pmed him saying
"and i soppose now you're gonna spam my inbox or other immature sh*t like that.

we were pretty good freinds for a few months and now you're saying i'm a fag just because i banned you. any sensible person would agree with me.

if you unban me, i'll unban you. just as long as you don't post any more pointless comments. deal? (you're still disqualified)
"

and he said

"hmm i never thought of spamming your inbox but now that you mention it thanks i will :D"

so he spammed my inbox with "immature shit" 7 times. but then i blocked him and sent several pms to him saying that he was acting faggy, so he blocked me. i will not rest until this faggot has been given a perminant ban. also, here are several more links:

http://7isunluckyisafag.newgrounds.com /news/post/65321
http://bigfreakingball.newgrounds.com/
news/post/64247

http://7isunluckyisgaylawl.newgrounds.
com/

http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/70997

http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/66276

http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/62532

http://littleluckylink.newgrounds.com/
news/post/58693

and here's his site: http://www.freewebs.com/maniacal-produ ctions/

on the site questbook, krinkels was flameing him. yes, even krinkels. followed by tomfulp threatening him with account deletion. but 7 deleted the guestbook. and, yes, 7, it really was krinkels. you know how he said somthing like"i talked to a few of you're victims such as LLL and delta, and you are a real fag. go douse you're computer in gassoline." well, LLL got a pm from krinkels saying "so i hear there's this kid who has really pissed you off." which means that it really was him. you just got 0\/\/|\|3D!

EDIT: hillary finnaly has a chance of winning! people are finnally wiseing up and getting tired of his idiotic "change" crap.

also, does anyone play guitar hero? i just beat through the fire and flames on expert 4 times. WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! and i'm starting to get good at the real guitar, too.

EDIT: Awww, how cute, the little faggot's flameing me again!

so, in that case, i will now start endlessly flameing the little bastard!

He is the stupid person's idea of a clever person.

he's proof that life exists after death.

he's a good example of why some animals eat their young.

he is so fat, he puts mayonaise on asprin.

he never opens his mouth without subtracting from the sum of human intellegence.

he makes michel jackson look straight.

his mamma's so poor, that when burglers break into her house, they leave her money instead of takeing it.

I bet 7's father spent the first years of 7's life throwing rocks at the stork.

He is so stupid, he challenged medussa (probably misspelled) to a stareing contest.

He is so ugly, he won.

He is so fat, the sun orbits around him.

EDIT: Click here if you support barak obama.

EDIT: click here to discover which circle of hell you will go to (assumeing hell was a real place. don't take this test seriously, because the first time i took it it said i would go to circle 5, the next time it said i would go to circle 1, and just a few minutes ago it said i would go to the 6th circle.)

EDIT: I AM FUCKING SICK OF THESE STUPID BAROK OBAMA SUPPORTERS!! if you support him, please post reasons why he is a better choice than hillary, and why hillary isn't a good choice in your opinion. i gurentee i can convince you otherwise.

EDIT: on thursday, my dad got me The Inferno by Dante Aligheri. The Inferno is where the idea of 9 circles of hell first originated. It is a 180 page long poem, which makes it i bit hard to read. also, this was written in the early 1300's, so I can barly read it, even though it was translated into english. here are some lines from it:
"Through me the way is to the city dolent;
Through me the way is to eternal dole;
Through me the way among a people lost.
Justice incitied my sublime Createor;
Created me divine Omnipotence,
The highest Wisdom and the primal Love.
Before me there where no created things,
Only eterne, and I eternal last.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

that is the inscription on the gate to hell. I swear I spelled all of those words correctly, its the way its written in the book. and it is a lot easier to understand than the rest of the poem, but i am still interested. (although i don't beleive in hell.)

EDIT: EVOLUTION IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY UNDENYABLE!! as long as you fully understand how evolution works, you cannot deny it. evolution is caused by a process called natural selection. natural selection is caused by variations, which are differences in members of the same species. organisms born with variations that hurt its ability to survive will die before it can mate and carry its unhelpful traits onto other generations. organisms with helpful traits will carry its traits on to other generations. this keeps going on until eventually there is a new species that has an improved ability to survive and is much better than the previous species.(note: this does not necicarily mean that the old species dies off.) without natural selection, every organism to this day would be exactly the same. thus, if you deny evolution, you deny natural selection. and if you deny natural selection, you are saying that every organism on the planet is exactly the same.

EDIT:lol

EDIT: on the 26th, I will be a leagal newgrounder! (13th birthday)

EDIT: Feel like flameing 7IsUnlucky? do it here!

EDIT: JULY 26: TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!! i am now 13 ^_^ now all the motherfuckers who flamed me for my age will either bow down to me or DIE!!! lol jk jk.

EDIT: lol i just felt like saying edit. EDITEDITEDITEDITEDIT!!!!!!! also edit ^_^ EDITEDITEDIT7ISAFAGEDITEDITEDIT!!! lol

EDIT: The error message generateor is a cool funny thing that i found a long time ago. i used it in a few of my flashes (the windows things) that links to one of the errors that i made (its not in my flashes) enjoy!

And heres another one!
heres another one
heres one more shitty one ^_^

link some of your own!

EDIT: a few seconds ago, i was thinking that, maybe if i had forgiven 7IsUnlucky and asked him if we could still be freinds, he would have stayed my freind and that whole thing never would have happened. than i remmembered that is exactly what i did, and the fag still spams the hell out of me and hates me for the rest of his pathetic faggy life.

lol i just made a real good point ^_^

EDIT: i'm getting tired of flameing 7 now, it's getting booooring.
i'm just gonna ban the bitch and pretend nothing ever happened.

EDIT: I can't fucking beleive that barack obama became president! he doesn't have the political experience to lead an army of ants, much less a country, dammit!


Comments

LMFAO

roflololololololololmfaoawl

='[

:'(

lol serves you right for hating the KK

you hate them too you little bitch

the kk suck, infact I slain seel.
lil bitch had it coming.

i don't understand this comment.

drastic.

yea

You got pwned.

I love your parents now, they seem like quite the intelligent individuals. You should have even been allowed to have an internet connection in the first place.

and that makes you and idiot.

if you can't get on the internet anymore, then how'd you even reply to our comments?

cus im sneakey...

its not like they watch everything i do online.

Not fair

i know.

agreed

yea

faggot
make your own fucking header

also ubersong 2 is best at regular speed

AND THE KK RULES!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!11!1!1!! OMG LOL ITS WAT U DESERVE FOR FLAMEING THEM

i can't make my own header because i don't have flash you dumbass! don't you think i would have made my own by now if i did?

and ubersong looks harder as a speedup.

well I'M SPYING ON YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!! OOOOOH-AAAAAAY-DEEEEEE-AYYYYYY!!!!

you can't tell my parents if you can't even talk to them.

woah, is that profile pic real?

I don't know, but it's damn funny.

I like Obama though :(
Oh well we all have our opinions.

yeah, we all have different opinions.

but i feel that people shouldn't vote for a candidate for the reasons that they vote for obama.

So u is freed nao?

no.

i said yagyagyag, not nou

nub

you said yagyagyag and THEN nou. you missed the point completely. or you're hideing the fact that i've made you realize how faggy you acted back there.

7IsUnlucky says:

lol serves you right for hating the KK
Feb. 16, 2008 | 8:12 PM AndrewGlisson11 responds:

you hate them too you little bitch

That must be why im a member of it

Also, I'm not little. In all likelyhood, I'm bigger then you

no, you are months younger than me. and, mentaly, you are no bigger than my 9-year-old little brother. also, you told me you hate the kk. and just when i thought you couldn't break your own record for faggotory, you joined them.

I bet you couldnt find forgive in a fucking dictionary

yes, i could. you don't understand how unintellegent you are. you're so empty headed that if i told you it was chily out side, you would run out with a spoon, you motherfucking cunt.

holy fucking shit, you are so stupid. get you're fat ass off the computer and actually do somthing. wear a bag over your head so that people don't have to bear your uglyness. I will call you "7IsAFaggot" from now on. faggot. go kill yourself. you would be really helping the world if you did. no one likes you. i bet you've sucked BFK's cock at least twice.

FIGHT THE MACHINE!
DO NOT CONFORM TO THE SOCIAL SENSITIVITIES!

YEAH!!!

The hundred years' war began in lasted from 1337-1453, meaning it lasted 116 years(wow). And was a war between france and england. Read about it here < <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_
Years</a>'_War >. Thanks for bringing that up. Oh and Obama is a democrat not a republican. I don't want him to win either way think about it, Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Hussein Osama. And thats his actual middle name(hussien, like Saddam Hussein).

i never said he was rebublican, i just said i'd rather have john mccain win even though he is a rebublican. i know its his middle name, and i was reading about the middle ages in history class and thats how i knew that.

And gay ass 7IsUnlucky, you're actually a real fag now because you've been acting like a fag on andrews page, when you could've stopped being a fag. But ur still a fag either way>:P.

i unbanned him so that the world could stare in awe at his utter immatureity and then die laughing.

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